Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
Current Residence: the Netherlands Favourite genre of music: Pop, Hip-Hop, R&B, Rock Operating System: Leopard, Apple MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano Personal Quote: Spread the LOVE!
Favourite Movies
Practical Magic, Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge!, Memoirs of a Geisha, Juno
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Kooks, Christina Aguilera, Maroon 5, Lily Allen, Alicia Keys, Kate Nash, Coldplay, John Mayer,
Ik ben zelf ook van plan schoenen en kleren te gaan costumizen, maar dan met graffiti en sjablonen enzo, als t af is zet ik wel een foto in m'n gallery...
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES: 1- You can hug the person who hugged you! 2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least! 3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! 4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet) 5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend 4-6 you're an ok friend 7-9 you're a good friend 10-& Up you're a great friend